Q.: How much does your service cost? I was told your first consultation was Five thousand dollars and I was wondering if there was a discount..
A:) Thank you for this important pricing question. The answer is
If, I tell you what kind of discount I could give you, will you still pay me what I’m asking for it?”
Q:) If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
A:) Survivors are not buried.
Q::) If an electric train is moving north at 55 mph and the winds blowing east at 70 mph, which way does the smoke blow?
A: ) An electric train doesn't emit smoke.
Q:) A girl leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two guys wearing masks.
Who are the two guys?
A:) The catcher and the umpire.
Q:) Hey, what's going on here?! Is this some kind of Joke?
A:) You get what you pay for! Why don't you mind your own Business?
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